Davis Down Under

No wucking furries, mate

Sunday: At the Zoo
On the way back from Lennox head, my tour guide and I stopped at the Curribum Wildlife Sanctuary. It’s one of the oldest animal sanctuaries in Australia. We spent the day viewing koalas, Tasmania devils, roos, crocs, and birds. Tragedy struck when I was getting my picture taken with a baby croc. The litter fellar decided he had enough, and took a big dump. You’ve not lived until you’ve been covered in croc crap. The locals said it would bring me good luck. The croc crap reminded me suspiciously of vegemite, however. And I wondered if Aussie were putting the world on by bottling croc crap and spreading it on toast. Crikey! Before leaving, both Stephen and I were able to feed the wild lorikeets that roam the area. This is quite the tourist draw for folks. People get covered in lorikeet (and lorikeet crap) as they hold up dishes with a milky sweet liquid for the birds to feed on. There are thousands of lorikeets.